Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Press Release

Press Release: Whoop A.S.S.
Contact: Stafford C. Daniels IV
Gamestop Game Advisor
(603) 897-5807
strayrocket4@aol.com

New Product: Whoop A.S.S.

Victory Guaranteed…

Hudson, NH (15OCT2008) There will be a field demonstration of Whoop A.S.S. this Friday at Noon.

Whoop A.S.S. has proven itself as the most effective anti-personnel device ever created. It has the phenomenal power while remain small enough to fit in a can. The device has been recommended by several organizations such as, the U.S. Army, F.B.I., C.I.A., and S.W.A.T.

Anyone interested in security and personal defense products should come down and have a look at this new revolutionary product. Whoop A.S.S. has caused quite a stir within the U.S. Military as the smallest non-lethal anti-personnel device. The small aluminum cylinder can fit inside a back pack or purse while still providing enough power to stop a slow moving vehicle.

Whoop A.S.S. fires a compressed size thirteen boot from an eight ounce
can. The force of impact is enough to knock over a truck without causing significant damage to the vehicle. The device is triggered by operating a small level attached to the top of the cylinder. The lever breaches a pressure point in the cylinder that acts as the triggering mechanism. The boot flies out of the cylinder and strikes with astonishing accuracy.

Orders for Whoop A.S.S. can not be taken at the event, however those who attend this event will be given preference and expedited shipping with discounted shipping and handling.

This definitely not an event you want to miss!

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